- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
- Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
- Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
- Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
- Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.