Humour is the best medicine

 

I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to do otherwise.”

“The sun shines on the rich and the poor alike. But when it comes to rain, the rich have better umbrellas.”   – Dushan Wegner

If it moves and it’s not supposed to, use duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40.

A Woman’s Work is Never Done . . . especially the part she asked her husband to do.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.Josh Billings

Be nice to your kids..   They will choose your nursing home one day!

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the bottle:  “Take two aspirin and keep away from children.”

Pollution is one thing that everyone talks about and everyone does something about – like contributing to it.

There’s nothing tighter than next year’s budget . . . or last year’s bikini

Communication Problem:  I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant.

 

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