Teacher:  How old is your father?     Kid:  He is 6 years.
Teacher:  What?  How is this possible.   Kid:  He became father only when I was born.

Teacher:  Maria, go to the map and find North America.     Maria:  Here it is.
Teacher:  Correct.  Now, class, who discovered America?   Class:  Maria.

Teacher:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile’?     Glenn:  K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
Teacher:  No, that’s wrong.     Glenn:  Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?     Donald:  H I J K L M N O.
Teacher:  What are you talking about?     Donald:  Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

Teacher:  Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s.  Did you copy his? Clyde:  No, sir.  It’s the same dog.

Teacher:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Harold:  A teacher.

 

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