Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible. Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? Class: Maria.
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile’? Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
Teacher: No, that’s wrong. Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, sir. It’s the same dog.
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Harold: A teacher.