Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error…
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
Car service: If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it.
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
All generalisations are false.
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Diplomacy – the art of letting someone have your way.
Do witches run spell checkers?
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
A computer’s attention span is as long as it’s power cord.


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