I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to do otherwise.”
“The sun shines on the rich and the poor alike. But when it comes to rain, the rich have better umbrellas.” – Dushan Wegner
If it moves and it’s not supposed to, use duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40.
A Woman’s Work is Never Done . . . especially the part she asked her husband to do.
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. — Josh Billings
Be nice to your kids.. They will choose your nursing home one day!
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the bottle: “Take two aspirin and keep away from children.”
Pollution is one thing that everyone talks about and everyone does something about – like contributing to it.
There’s nothing tighter than next year’s budget . . . or last year’s bikini
Communication Problem: I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant.